One morning, the wife wakes up
One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the…
Two old men
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think there’s…
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary.
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of (their) life insurance, an issue she has been raising…
A call girl standing outside a motel
A call girl standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer for a while…
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to…
A woman runs into a doctor’s office
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replies, “Show…
The man told his wife
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal*Mart, only to have their car break down in…
Why do you want divorce?
Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm…
A young seminary student went home for Christmas break.
A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders of the congregation asked the young…
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He…
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her: “If you ever…