A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all…
An 80-year-old Dan and his wife
An 80-year-old Dan and his wife, Marie, were sitting quietly in their living room, each in their matching recliners. After a while, Marie asks Dan“How come you…
Little Johnny come to my office right now
Boss: Shouting “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left….
A man and his wife
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument.On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have an…
A man was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.
A man was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.When he answered the door, a 6-foot-tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him…
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The…
A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp.
A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp. She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie…
Bob staggered home after a night of drinking
Bob staggered home after a night of drinking He tiptoed up the stairs so as not to wake his wife, Kathleen, but tripped and fell on his…
One day a man decided to retire
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until…
A couple were going out for the evening
A couple were going out for the evening They’d gotten ready, all dressed up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out,…
A husband and wife
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the…
Do you drink beer?
Woman: “Do you drink beer?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “How many beers a day?” Man: “Usually about three” Woman: “How much do you pay per beer?” Man: “Five…