Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products,…
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and…
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she…
An old man was sitting in a private box
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him:A young enthusiast saw the empty seat…
There was an elderly couple
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful,so they decided to go to the doctor. The…
The Buffaloes were running amok
The Buffaloes were running amok. Elephant asked– “Why are you’ll running?” Buffalo: “They are arresting all cows.” Elephant: “But you’ll are not COWS.” Buffalo: “It will take…
A Teacher is teaching third Graders
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa .Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher:…
The husband called the wife on the phone and
The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked…
The Pearly Gates to Heaven
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up.St Peter says “I know you! You were a…
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh,…
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset. “What happened,…
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites…