One day he arrives home looking downcast
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his…
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of…
Husband & Wife had a Fight
Husband & Wife had a Fight.Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?Wife: Can you fix the…
Animals in the forest have a meeting.
Animals in the forest have a meeting.The bear as the chief of the forest decides to create an outhouse and they immediately build it. The next day…
A funeral service is being held for an old woman
A funeral service is being held for an old woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket…
An old man Paddy walks into a chemist’s laboratory
An old man Paddy walks into a chemist’s laboratory, pulls out a small bottle from his pocket, removes the cork and addresses the pharmacist. “Wid ye mind…
One hot February day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
One hot February day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted…
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same…
Two guys grow up together
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas.They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play…
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that…
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked.“Sonny, can you…
A young couple came into the church office
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was…