70-year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended lovemaking three times a week. She…

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened…

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.” The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.” The…

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you like…

A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The…

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…

A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had…

Our story is not complete without telling of a man who could not give a convincing explanation about his broken arm. He kept muttering something about trying…

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…

The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations,…

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative…