A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two…

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he…

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…

Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said “that’s…

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit…

A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s done…

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work,… So Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to the…

As Forrest approaches the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greets him. “Ah, welcome, Mr. Gump. We’ve been anxiously awaiting your arrival.” Forrest looked intently, not quite sure what…

Old Granny Parkinson had won over half a million dollars in the lottery, but as she was a frail little woman her family was concerned that the…

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered…

Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout…