A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says “if your heart is…
A young boy enters a barbershop
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a…
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he…
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls’ day”
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls’ day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all…
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
One day a teacher was asking her class
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The…
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a…
A newly married couple is in bed
A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place…
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life…
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting…