An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have…

A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, an acquaintance walks in…

A man walked into a church and went to confession. “Father,” he said, “I think I almost did something wrong.” The priest asked gently, “What do you…

Little Jimmy’s mom told him that if he ever did a bad thing as punishment he would turn to stone…. One day, Jimmy went down to the…

A 75-year-old man was out for his usual afternoon walk when he suddenly heard a mysterious voice shout, “Stop! Don’t take another step!” Startled, he froze—just in…

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year…

One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater. “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager says. “Oh, I…

A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks,…

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man watched the game in astonishment for a…

A third-grade teacher was having a tough time with a boy in her class. “Teacher, I should be in the fourth grade! I’m smarter than my sister,…