Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house.
The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid brother, sat down for breakfast. As he grabbed his backpack, he asked, “Mom, are Fred and Mary up yet?”
“No,” she replied.
Johnny smirked. “Do you know what I think—”
His mom cut him off. “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
At lunchtime, Johnny came home and asked again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
“No.”
Johnny grinned. “Do you know what I think—”
His mom groaned. “Enough, Johnny! Eat your lunch and get back to school.”
After school, Johnny walked in and asked one more time, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom sighed. “Fine, Johnny. What do you think?”
Johnny shrugged. “Well… last night, Fred came to my room looking for the Vaseline… and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
