After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…

An old man is on his death bed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son “I want you to have…

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a…

John the Truck Driver’s Traffic Jam Surprise  It had been a long, exhausting day, and John, the truck driver, just wanted to get home. Living in Washington…

Two guys are working at a sawmill when—WHAM!—one of them gets too close to the blade and chops off his arm. His buddy grabs the severed limb,…

One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as…

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden…

A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”…

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man,…

John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the…

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little…