A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them…

In a moment of confession, a nun revealed to the priest, “Father, I have sinned. We took in a homeless man and gave him shelter, but I…

The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No…

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as…

First Bull: “I’ve been here five years.  I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have…

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to…

An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem.  He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him, “So,…

The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with…

While an elderly man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. When he answered, his wife’s worried voice came through, “Herman, I just heard on…

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip….

A man comes home to his girlfriend at 3am The girl asks “3am?! What the hell have you been doing?” The guy responds “Oh, I’ve just been…