An old man applies for a job…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss is skeptical.“You don’t look strong enough to handle the big trees,” the boss says….
4 Old Friends Walk Into a Bar… What Happens Next Is Priceless!
Four old friends were strolling down the street when they turned a corner and spotted a sign that read: “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.”…
An older couple were lying in bed one night…
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She…
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the inside of her house
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the inside of her house. As they walked through the second floor, she pointed out the colors she wanted for…
A married couple in their early 60s…
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared…
A lawyer married a woman….
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…
A man steps out onto the street and hails a taxi
A man steps out onto the street and hails a taxi. As soon as he hops in, the cabbie grins and says, “Perfect timing! You’re just like…
A man was called to testify at the IRS
A man was called to testify at the IRS, and not knowing what to wear, he asked his accountant for advice. Accountant: “Dress in your shabbiest clothes….
Once upon a time, the mighty Emperor
Once upon a time, the mighty Emperor of the Rising Sun sought a new Chief Samurai. After a year of searching, only three warriors applied: a Japanese…
A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father took their first trip to the big city
A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father took their first trip to the big city. They wandered around in awe, marveling at the towering buildings, flashing lights,…
An elderly couple is having their anniversary dinner…
An elderly couple is having their anniversary dinner together in a small restaurant. The old man leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the very…
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years…
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from…