A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in…

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges…

Grandma Edna had never trusted technology. She still had a rotary phone, thought Netflix was a vitamin, and swore her microwave was watching her. So when her…

For their 10th wedding anniversary, Dave wanted to do something special. “I booked us a retreat,” he told Sarah proudly. “Secluded, peaceful, very romantic.” Sarah packed her swimsuits…

After 20 years as a successful gynecologist, a doctor grew tired of dealing with malpractice insurance and endless HMO paperwork. Even though medicine was all he had…

A doctor was giving a lecture in Oxford about modern nutrition. “The things we eat should have wiped most of us out by now,” he said. “Red…

Two 80-year-old pensioners took a trip down memory lane, returning to the café where they first met. As they sipped their tea, the old man smiled and…

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years had an idea. “Honey, let’s take a cruise! Just the two of us…

A guy calls a company and signs up for their 5-day, 5-pound weight loss program. The next morning, there’s a knock at the door. Standing there is…

There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went…

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The…