A Man Lost At Sea Is Found On An Island 20 Years Later
The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings. “This first building…
Do You Have?
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He…
Two Men Are In A Bar Getting Drunk
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no Now my wife will kill me”….
An Englishman Talk With The Welshman
An Englishman Talk With The Welshman Englishman: “That your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s…
Don’t move until I tell you
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby…
A woman at the Post Office
A woman at the Post Office handled mail with illegible addresses. One day, she found a letter to God with no address and decided to open it….
A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly
A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing without clothes by the…
The Biggest Difference Between First, Second, and Third Marriages
The Biggest Difference Between First, Second, and Third Marriages (Hint: It’s Not the Cake) Let’s face it—marriage is like installing a new operating system: you’re full of…
An old man calls his son
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…
A woman was waiting to board a bus
Our Joke of the Day A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg high enough…
That is my mistress…
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a…
I’m looking for my wife…
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide The first old guy says to the second guy, ‘Sorry about that. I’m looking for…