One weekend, a husband was in the bathroom shaving, minding his own business, when Bubba—the neighborhood teenager hired to mow their lawn—popped by to use the restroom….

Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada. On returning home after catching only three fishhis father says, “The way I figure it each…

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in…

3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i found…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:…

A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired…

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay…

The Priest Couldn’t Believe It When The Drunk Man Said This … and was disgusted to see a drunk man reading a newspaper sitting across from him….

His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father…

A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up. The nurse starts with certain basic items. ‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks ‘Eight and…

Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding.  To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, “Business…