My wife and I were in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have some fun?”…

Two multimillionaire friends met for lunch and started chatting. **”So, how’s life at home?”** asked the first multimillionaire. **”Couldn’t be better,”** replied the second. **”I bought an…

After 25 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for a much younger secretary. His new flame insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious multi-million-dollar…

A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…

A man boarded a plane and took his seat, settling in for the journey. As he adjusted his things, he noticed the most stunning woman he had…

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with…

A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking…

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young…

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game. They had amazing seats, right behind their favorite team’s bench. After the game, he asked…

Three sisters were getting married within a short period, and their mother, feeling a bit concerned about their honeymoon experiences, made them promise to send a postcard…

Son: “Dad, I’ve fallen in love! She’s amazing, and I want to date her!” Father: “That’s wonderful, son! Who is she?” Son: “Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father:…