One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence…

A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…

A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy…

A homeless man knocks on a woman’s door. “Spare a few bucks? Maybe some food?” The woman thinks for a moment.“You could do some work instead. Paint…

A judge was interviewing a woman about her pending divorce. He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”She replied, “About four acres, with a nice little…

A man in his 40s bought a brand-new BMW and took it out for a spin.With the top down and the wind blowing through what was left…

The pastor’s wife was expecting, and one Sunday morning, he stood before the congregation with a hopeful smile. “Brothers and sisters,” he said, “as my family grows,…

This summer at Flathead Lake in Montana, a blonde new to boating just couldn’t get her brand-new 22ft Bayliner to run properly. No matter how much power…

A woman goes to visit her husband in prison. Before leaving, she pulls a correction officer aside and says: “You really shouldn’t work my husband so hard……

A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…

A man walks past a five-star restaurant and notices a sign in the window: “Piano Player Wanted.” Curious, he steps inside and asks to speak with the…