An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette…

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…

Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,”…

Woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone. “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?…

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has Daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked…

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he…

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they…

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off…

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve…

There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a small…