An elderly couple talk in the evening:
“Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often.
How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?”
“I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.”
“And that helps?”
“Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.
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