A young man was proudly showing off his brand-new sports car to his girlfriend. The engine roared, the road was empty, and she was loving every second…

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men…

A lawyer boards a plane and takes his seat in business class. A few moments later, two more men wander in and sit next to him. They…

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, a man made his way to the confessional booth. He greeted the priest with a mix…

A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom when she heard her husband coming up the front door. In a panic she told her boyfriend “Hurry,…

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, “Sir, I…

A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist. A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take…

One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair…

A little boy walks into his parent’s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and…

The plane ascended into the night sky, but the tranquility of the journey was soon disrupted by the repetitive kicking of the daughter’s seat by the young…