I had a call from a scammer the other day.  Me: “Hello.” Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing…

After her death, a woman arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter said,“You must answer one question before you can enter.” The woman asked,“What is it?”…

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for…

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.  The bartender, concerned because it…

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would you…

A little boy asks his mother, “Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?” The mother says: ‘What? Where did you hear that? The boy replied: “Yesterday I…