Story: Man is Shocked when this

Man Is Shocked When This Beautiful Woman Approaches Him But What Followed Is Hysterical. An average-looking man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him…

Story: Five surgeons were talking about the best patients

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients… The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on…

Story: A man ran home from work

A man ran home from work, and pulled his wife into the bedroom. Threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…

Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM

Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM. “Doc, my wife is having severe abdominal pain. I think it’s her appendix.” “What nonsense!” says the doc sleepily….

Two babies were sitting in their cribs

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…

Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands…

Riddle: A man takes the elevator

A man lives on the 10th floor. Every day he takes the elevator down to the first floor to go to work. When he comes back from…

No price tag!

A man walks into a store and notices that nothing has a price tag. He points to a washer and dryer set and asks, “How much for…

My boss thinks I’m stupid

My boss thinks I’m stupid. Yesterday, he sent me to buy 2 kg of sugar, but I could only find 1-kg bags, so I didn’t buy any….

An eye test

A Polish guy goes in for an eye test.  The optician shows him the test card with: CZKWJ XNYSACZ Then asks, “Can you read that?” The Pole…

Video: Little girl’s first day at a new school

It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said,…