The other day, my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but…

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys’ trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he…

A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $9. “But I paid, don’t…

A guy sitting in a bar is looking really nervous. Every time the door opens, he jumps. Every time there is a noise, he cringes. The bartender,…

Two smart fellows were in a pub. They called the pub’s owner over and asked him to settle an argument. “Are there two pints in a quart…

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful…

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollered out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong…

An elderly gentleman goes to his.. doctor for a physical, checked his bloodwork, heart and lungs, everything looks great! The doctor said he had one more test…

On a recent flight I was on, this elderly woman kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking…

A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?” The man replies, “No thanks.” He continues to stand…

Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a…