On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes….

So, three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little…

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip….

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn’t usually…

One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.” She climbs up…

A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship and ordered a Scotch with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she…

A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday. One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession. She…

Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck. He was having a lot of problems selling it because the truck had 250,000 miles on the odometer. One…

Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette, are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a…

The other day, my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but…

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys’ trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he…