A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over…

A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. “That will be…

A Prisoner is digging a tunnel out of prison He is slowly making progress day by day, but with just a spoon for a shovel it seems…

A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. “Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. “One…

A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight attendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she takes…

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red…

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your…

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks,…

In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Clyde “Didn’t you say, at the moment of the accident, ‘I’m fine.’” asked the lawyer? Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll…

The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least,…

A man’s turn came after waiting in line watching St Peter at the Pearly Gates. Bad guys were going to hell and good guys were heading towards…