A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the wife…

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit…

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires….

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess…

A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his…

A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let…

The other night, I was invited out for a girls’ night. I promised Jerry I’d be home by midnight. “I swear!” I said confidently. But as the…

One afternoon, two young boys wandered into a pharmacy. They roamed the aisles for a bit before confidently grabbing a box of tampons and making their way…

Two friends went into a bakery. One of them sneakily took three pastries without the shopkeeper noticing and boasted about how clever he was for not getting…

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…