One day a women walks into work in a short skirt.
As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.”
She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office.
She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened.
The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?”
Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the…
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were…
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished…