One day a women walks into work in a short skirt.
As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.”
She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office.
She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened.
The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?”
Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I…
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off…
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy. I didn’t know why she was jumping…
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” “No,…
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from…
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…