“Yoohoo”

A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

“Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get to the other side?”

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back,

“You ARE on the other side.”

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