Woman Skips Work And Almost Gets Busted

There are things in the world around us that we might consider obvious and other things that might slip our attention. When we miss something that might be obvious to others, they may call us a name, perhaps even blonde. As it turns out, blondes not only have more fun, it seems that they are also the target of many of the funniest jokes online. Although this joke might not be exactly PC, it is sure to make you laugh

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss.

Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.”

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