Wife sent text to husband.
“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return…..
She sent another text, “And I forgot to mention…. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for you……
He texted “really ?”
She replied, “No…. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
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