Wife Alarmed After Her Husband Runs Into the Kitchen Like a Maniac Screaming at Her

Married couples have their own special language only they can understand. While single people think married life is boring, nothing can be further from the truth. Sure, it’s predictable, but there are also those fun and silly moments that leave you laughing together for hours. However, sometimes a prank isn’t truly appreciated until days, months, or even years after the fact. Before that time, a spouse’s sense of humor can land them in hot water. In this story, a wife is busy preparing a meal in the kitchen when her husband comes barging in, raising all kinds of ruckus. It’s only later she finds out what he was really up to.

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.

“Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!”

The wife, startled at her husband’s violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.

“You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!”

The wife, concerned by the status of her husband’s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.

“WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They’re going to stick! HURRY!”

The wife runs to the fri-

“CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don’t you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the EGGS!”

At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.

She gasps, “What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs.”

The husband simply smiles and replies, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I’m driving with you in the car,” and leaves.

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