A couple of guys from West Virginia are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “Bubba is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm voice says, “Just take it easy
I can help
First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”.
Silence
Then a shot is heard
The guy’s voice comes back on the line.
He says, “OK, now what?”
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