A mom went to visit her son for dinner. He lived with a girl roommate.

All through the meal, Mom couldn’t help but notice how pretty the roommate was. She’d always suspected there might be something more going on between them… and the way they looked at each other that night didn’t help! 👀

Sensing her thoughts, her son said, “Mom, I know what you’re thinking—but I swear, we’re just roommates.”

A week later, the roommate said, “Ever since your mom came to dinner, I haven’t been able to find the silver plate. You don’t think she took it, do you?”

The son laughed, “I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure.”

He wrote:

Dear Mom,
I’m not saying you did take the silver plate, and I’m not saying you didn’t…
But it’s been missing ever since you came over for dinner.
Love, your son.

A few days later, Mom replied:

Dear Son,
I’m not saying you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying you don’t…
But if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would’ve found the silver plate by now—under the pillow. 😉
Love, Mom.