John was talking to his fiance Rebecca.
He said: “Be honest now, baby, How am I as a lover?”
To which she replied: “Honey I would definitely say that you re warm”
“Really? he said excitedly.
“Yes, in fact I would say that you re the dictionary definition of the word warm”
John was pleased until he went home and just for fun checked his dictionary and found WARM: Not so hot
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