Waitresses have pretty tough jobs. No matter what guys who work or worked as waiters say, ladies have to deal with things they don’t even think about. So many times attractive women are harassed and hit on by guys with one thing on their minds (and it’s not food or drink). But, for the most part, these hard-working professionals keep their cool and even manage to deliver “service with a smile,” despite the fact they are probably seething with rage on the inside. However, the waitress in this joke doesn’t hold back when it comes to letting one customer know exactly what he can do with his “order.”

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order:

“What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,

“What would you like, sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,

“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.’”

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