Old man Dinesh goes to consult with his village doctor.
When he gets to see him, he complains about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation.
The doctor examines him and says,
“Well, Dinesh, you’re getting old, and your leg is just showing signs of age.”
Dinesh looks annoyed and says,
“That can’t be true! My other leg is the same age — and it doesn’t hurt!” 😄
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