“I have some good news and some bad news,” said the doctor. “You have seven days to live.”
“Seven days!” replied the patient. “That’s awful! What’s the good news?”
“That was the good news.”
“I have seven days to live, and you call that good news?! What could be worse?”
“Well, the bad news is that I forgot to tell you last week.”
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