Burt walks into a bar with his mobile in his hand.
He approaches the bartender and asks,
“What’s the Wi-Fi password?”
The bartender looks at him and says,
“You need to buy a drink first.”
So Burt buys a drink and says,
“Okay, I’ve bought a drink, now what’s the Wi-Fi password?”
The bartender replies,
“You need to buy a drink first — all lowercase, no spaces.” 😂
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