Video: Breakfast and… Dinner

On a crowded bus, a college girl kept holding tightly onto a banana in her back pocket, afraid it might get squashed in the crowd—after all, it was her breakfast.

As the bus approached the third stop, a man standing behind her asked politely:
“Excuse me, are you getting off at the next stop?”

Not wanting to encourage conversation, she replied sharply:
“No way.”

The man hesitated, then said:
“Sorry, in that case, could you please give me…”

He gently touched her hand—the one holding the banana.

She snapped:
“Hey! This banana is my breakfast. I’m not giving it to you.”

The man calmly replied:
“Yes, your breakfast is still in your pocket… but what you’re holding right now is my wife’s dinner.”

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