An old man from Texas asked a waiter to bring a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender.

She considered the wine coldly for a second without looking at the man and decided to send a reply note.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read, “For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 i-n.ches in your pants.”

After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read: “For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, a Toyota Prius, and a Matrix in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado, and Miami, and a 10,000-acre ranch in Texas. There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three i-n.ches off. Just send the bottle back!!!”