The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband.
Aroused Husband says,
“You look so beautiful and sexy my darling.”
The wife says,
“I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.”
Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left…
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A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…
A police officer was investigating a collision on a narrow, two-lane road where the drivers had nearly crashed head-on. One of the drivers, an elderly woman, kept…
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the…