A Husband and Wife’s Funny Moment
A man and his wife were relaxing in the living room when he said:
“Just so you know, I never want to be in a vegetative state—
dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
His wife smiled, got up,
gently kissed him on the forehead…
then unplugged the TV and tossed out all of his beer!
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