A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh to her thigh.
She turns to him and says. “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife, “Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long…
Little Johnny and Susie, both five years old, were playing house when they decided it was time to get married. Determined to make it official, Little Johnny…
A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and approached the driver’s side window. Officer: “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” Driver: “I don’t have…
An elderly priest had grown tired of hearing the same sin in confession—adultery. Every week, it was the same thing. One Sunday, during his sermon, he sighed…
In the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school, the children lined up for lunch. At the front of the line sat a large tray of apples. A…
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and a bunch of lab tests, he looked at me and said, “You’re doing fairly well…