A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh to her thigh.
She turns to him and says. “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
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