One evening, a wife walked into the living room with a mysterious smile on her face.

In a soft, seductive voice, she asked her husband, “Honey, have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

Her husband looked up from the couch. “No, I don’t think I have.”

She smiled, slowly unbuttoned the top of her blouse, reached carefully into her cleavage, and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill.

He took it from her, grinning. “Well, that’s interesting.”

Then she leaned closer and asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

His eyes widened. “Uh… no.”

She gave him another playful smile, lifted the edge of her skirt, reached inside, and pulled out a crumpled fifty-dollar bill.

By now, her husband was sitting up straight, breathing a little faster and clearly enjoying where he thought this was going.

Then she looked him directly in the eyes and whispered, “Now… have you ever seen one hundred thousand dollars all crumpled up?”

His jaw dropped.

“No way,” he said, almost whispering. “I definitely haven’t.”

She smiled sweetly, pointed toward the garage, and said:

“Then go look at your car.”