Three guys were sitting at a bar after work, having a few beers and complaining the way guys sometimes do when they’ve had just enough alcohol to think they sound smart.

Eventually, the conversation turned to their wives.

The first guy shook his head and said, “My wife is so dumb, she wants to spend fifteen thousand dollars remodeling the kitchen… and she can’t even cook.”

The second guy laughed. “That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a brand-new fifty-thousand-dollar car… and she doesn’t even know how to drive yet.”

The third guy took a long sip of beer, leaned back, and said, “You both think that’s bad? My wife is dumber than both of yours combined.”

The other two looked at him, waiting.

He said, “She’s leaving tomorrow for a business trip. So today, she went shopping and bought three whole boxes of condoms to take with her.”

The first guy frowned.

The second guy blinked.

The third guy shook his head confidently and said:

“And the dumbest part is… she doesn’t even have a dick.”