Last night, my friends and I decided to go out to a Ladies Night Club.

Everyone was laughing, drinking, and trying to outdo each other. Then one of my friends decided she wanted to impress the rest of us. She pulled out a $10 bill just as one of the male dancers came over.

With a big grin, she licked the bill and stuck it right to his butt cheek.

The table went wild.

Not wanting to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the dancer back, licked the bill, and stuck it to his other cheek.

Now everyone was cheering.

Then my third friend reached into her purse and pulled out a $50 bill.

At that point, I started to get nervous. I didn’t like where this competition was going. But luckily, she only licked the $50 and stuck it on him too.

My relief didn’t last long.

The dancer suddenly turned toward me and started moving closer. All my friends began clapping and shouting, waiting to see how I was going to beat $50.

I opened my wallet slowly, thinking hard.

Then the woman in me took over.

I pulled out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.