TXT: A blind man went to a restaurant

A blind man walked into a small restaurant one evening and sat down at a table near the window.

The owner came over politely and asked, “Menu, sir?”

The blind man shook his head.

“No need,” he said. “I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks. I’ll smell it and know what to order.”

The owner stared at him, confused, but decided to play along. He went into the kitchen, picked up a used fork, and brought it back.

The blind man lifted it to his nose, took a deep breath, and smiled.

“Yes,” he said. “I’ll have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.”

The owner was stunned. That was exactly what had been served with that fork.

Two weeks later, the blind man returned. This time, the owner wanted to test him. He hurried into the kitchen, where his wife Brenda was cooking.

“Brenda,” he whispered, “do me a favor and rub this fork somewhere very personal.”

Brenda looked at him strangely, but did it.

The owner returned to the table and handed the fork to the blind man.

The man smelled it carefully, paused, and said,

“Oh, interesting… I never knew Brenda worked here!”

Views: 97

Related Posts

TXT: Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work

Joe had asked his friend Bob to come over after work and help him repair the deck behind the house. So, as soon as they finished work,…

TXT: Sue phones her husband at work

Sue called her husband Dan at work one afternoon, just as he was rushing between meetings. “Dan,” she said calmly, “do you have time for a quick…

TXT: My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago

A police officer was parked by the side of the road one afternoon when he saw a biker fly past him well over the speed limit. The…

TXT: The little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from…

TXT: A terribly overweight blonde woman

A terribly overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor because she was worried about her weight. She sat down in his office and said, “Doctor, I…

TXT: Little Johnny went with his father to a horse auction one Saturday afternoon.

Little Johnny went with his father to a horse auction one Saturday afternoon. The place was crowded with farmers, trainers, and buyers walking around inspecting the horses…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *