Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, “I slept with your mother!”
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other man will do.
The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other man says, “Go home, dad. You’re drunk.”
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