Two blondes were walking down the street.
One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.
She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.”
The second blonde said, “Let me look!”
The first blonde handed her the compact.
The second blonde looked in the mirror and said, “You dummy, it’s me!”
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