Two blonde girls

Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Sharon sprays the contents on her wrist and smells it, “That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Tracy?”

“Yeah, Sharon. What’s it called ?”

“Viens a moi.”

“Viens a moi? What does that mean?”

At this stage the store clerk offers some help. “Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me.’”

Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again saying, “That doesn’t smell like cum to me. Does that smell like cum to you?”

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